Seriously, Imma buy up every box of cookies from every Girl Scout that comes a knockin on my door.
Indiana House Repuglican Bob Morris decries the evils of the girls in Green. The latest from the lunatic GOP, Girl Scouts linked to Planned Parenthood and abortions. SMGDH. Seriously, the pharmacuetical industry should be making millions off antipsychotics!
*WARNING: Sing this verse in the tune of “MY FAVORITE THINGS.”
“Girls in green dresses with sashes and badges. Cookies and milk that stays on our lips and eye lashes! Doing good deeds has been turned into planned parenthood, death, and greed. These are few of our evil-doing deeds.”