Bristol Palin: Sorry, But You’re NO Star!

Please tell 3Chics how a 19-year-old unwed white girl becomes a cast member on a dance show with STARS in the title. Please, help US out here.  And before you go any further, the answer is YES!  Bristol Palin is fair game.  

Bristol Palin is 19 years old, and she’s put herself out there in the public’s eye. 

We’re sorry but you’re no STAR!  3Chics is going on the record to let folks know that we don’t have this twisted.  This is just plain old-fashioned White privilege right here.  But 3Chics is not confused.  White privilege does not mean classy.  In this case, these folks are pushing mediocrity.

Don’t tell us if a black pregnant teen named Katrisha, or a Latina named Consuela would ever get this kind of media play. The pregnant and unwed Katrisha and Consuela would be charged with looking for handouts and labeled welfare queens.  Or would they just need a media savvy GRIFTER of a mom like Sarah Palin? 

                                         Photo-Mary Altaffer

She’s following in the sickening tradition of her mother, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin on how to capitalize on her looks to rake in those Benjamins.  Mama GRIZZLY, you’ve taught her well. Take Tripp and run, Bristol!

Bristol really was caught between a rock and a really hard place when it came to Levi and her son.  Her mother used her entire family for political gain starting in 2008.

You have to admit that Sarah has taught Bristol well on how to capitalize on her pregnancy.  She gained endorsements from Candies and became their spokesperson for teen pregnancy.  She’s gotten upwards of $14,000 for a speaking at a pro-life charity fundraiser.  Way to GO ROUGE on teen pregnancy Bristol!

And then there’s the on again off again engagement with Levi Johnston.  Tv ab-WHORES a vacuum.  (PUN intended) The whole lot of the Wasilla Hillbillies are fakin’ and shakin’ for the Benjamins$$$  And of course, Levi’s not to be left out!

Bristol’s true colors are surfacing.  See, like mama, like daughter!

Video where Sarah is confronted by a Teacher.  Bristol and her mama give the teacher the SEOD..(Side eye of Death)

Sarah Palin’s Homer Moment-D’Oh!

Teacher? Education?  We don’t need NO stinking education!  We’ve got our good looks, and we’re gonna cash in on them. 


This brings us to the latest Palin media coup, Dancing With The Stars.

Bristol Palin in The Tonight Show with Jay Leno 2010.09.03

Bristol to Jay Leno & America:

“Levi Who?  I’oint need no stinkin’ Levi.  Honey, I’m a star!”

See, if you do and say whatever, and stay in the media spotlight long enough…

Y’all know where this is leading, don’t you?  Because Bristol’s rise to media and speaking engagements were all engineered by sister Sarah. She’ll be behind the scenes and in front of the cameras (FRONT ROW SEAT on the DWTS show with Tripp sitting in her lap)  manipulating the narrative and the results of Bristol’s votes. The ABC network is not stupid, and that’s why they signed on grifter #2.


1.  Whenever Bristol’s in the bottom three, which she’ll likely be, Sarah will scream that the media’s to blame, even though the media is promoting Bristol.

2.  Sarah will tweet and journal on Facebook to get those votes for Bristol!

So while Sarah & Bristol Palin mock teachers, preach smaller government and abstinence, who do they think they’re fooling besides their adoring fans?  The very fans who suck up the myth about smaller government and don’t have jobs, but will sit before the tv and watch the sideshow. 

For The Real Americans who scream at abortion rights activist and preach abstinence for other folks, while Bristol gets pregnant and is unwed, please spare us the HYPOCRISY!

Hat tip Political Carnival  “The 19-year-old single mother – who is the daughter of US politician Sarah Palin – plans to shun the skimpy, glitzy outfits normally worn on the show when season 11 launches in the US.

She said: “I think I will be the most dressed contestant and have the most modest outfits for sure because that’s who I am.

I see this as something that’s fun and that’s positive and I’m going to be able to show my work ethic to people out there.“  WUH?

The pretty teenager – who is mum to 20-month-old son Tripp – admits she is shy, but hopes her sporty background will help her do well in the competition.

She explained to “I have no experience in dance. But I come from an athletic background, so I’m thankful for that. I played basketball, volleyball, soccer, everything.”

Nothing to see here, boys; move along…

I sincerely hope that our teen daughters don’t fall for the instant claim to fame is to: get knocked up, sell abstinence, down play EDUCATION, and aim for a spot on Dancing With The Stars.

Go Brandy!

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39 Responses to Bristol Palin: Sorry, But You’re NO Star!

  1. Ametia says:

    BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!


    Jennifer Gray wins the Mirror balll trophy on season 11 of DWTS!

  2. Ametia says:

    Told ya, this chic’s NO STAR. BWA HA HA Week #5 in a Gorilla suit

    LMBAO She couldn’t get outta that monkey suit quick enough!

  3. Ametia says:

    Did Sarah Palin Get Booed On Dancing With The Stars?
    by Jon Bershad | 11:03 pm, September 27th, 2010

    Well, that was odd. During tonight’s episode of Dancing with the Stars, Sarah Palin made a surprise appearance as “special guest commentator” and supporter of her daughter, Bristol. Sitting with her second youngest, Piper, Palin cheerfully explained how much she was enjoying seeing the competition. However, it seems that some in the audience may not have been enjoying seeing her as a loud series of boos accompanied her appearance.

  4. Bristol Palin’s ‘Dancing With the Stars’ costume: Demure and restrained, with just a hint of Evil Disney Queen

    PopWatchers, I’m no fashion guru. I wear hand-me-down suits with cheap knock-off ties. I pop my collar at inappropriate times, like funerals and always. So I don’t feel quite qualified to comment on Bristol Palin’s just-revealed Dancing With the Stars costume. Fortunately, PopWatch has received an exclusive, possibly-true (because anything is possible!) excerpt of the conversation between Bristol Palin and the DWTS costume designer. Read on for surprises!

    Bristol Palin: As you know, Costume Designer, I’d like to keep things modest with this costume. I want to avoid another Hasselbeckgate. Also, I’m a mother.

    Costume Designer: BPay, I hear the words you’re saying, and they’re punching right in the heart. How about a nice, demure, reddish-purple-pink number with a sequin chastity belt wrapped around your torso? And maybe a modest rainbow-hologram glove?

    BP: I’ve got an idea! How about instead of making it any of those colors, we just make it black?

    CD: Black. Black. Black. I can work with that. People like black. People like curtains. Curtains have ruffles. How would you feel about ruffles?

    BP: Won’t that make dancing harder?

    CD: [Offended] Well, I didn’t realize you were so worried about dancing. Tell you what: I’ll put the ruffles off to one side. That way, you can avoid them when you’re [gags] dancing. Just don’t step left. Actually, I’ll give you so many ruffles, it’ll be like a third leg! Or at least a side-tail.

    BP: As long as I don’t look silly!

    CD: No way! I’m visualizing something a little Roger Moore-era James Bond femme fatale and a little evil Disney evil octopus-witch, plus just a dollop of frontier madame, à la Deadwood.

    BP: I don’t know what any of those things are.

    Sarah commented:

    Demure? Modest? She was knocked up at what, 17? That ship has sailed. Who is she trying to fool exactly?

  5. ProfGeo says:

    Hey all,

    Several people above asked the only thing I want to know, WHO IS MINDING THE BABY while the young Palin is gallavantin’ around on DWTS?

    I would not normally care, but I sometimes watch DWTS. Hopefully she’ll be eliminated quickly and the Earth returned to its normal rotation around the sun.

    • Morning, Professor!

      She’s already causing drama. Like Mother, like daughter! And I’ll bet she prolly has a nanny watching the baby?

      • ProfGeo says:

        We know Grandma is NOT gonna be the babysitter. She’s too busy going to Glenn Beck rallies. So much for Bristol’s street cred. They don’t know how this extended family thing is supposed to work! ;-)

      • Ametia says:

        I could give a rats ass about these hillbillies. But when the media tries to push these mediocre folks on us as some role models for abstinence and patriotism… please! GTFOH

    • Ametia says:

      Howdy, Professor!

      This: “Hopefully she’ll be eliminated quickly and the Earth returned to its normal rotation around the sun.”

  6. From a HP commenter:

    And just before they went back together, Bristol has said she hardly knows Levi, then the next week they are back together.
    Something is very strange about that young woman. She says she hardly knows her baby’s daddy, then the next week she is living with him again.

    Too much drama with these hillbillies!

  7. rikyrah says:

    you speak the truth. she’s an uneducated teen mother; please tell me what she did to be ‘ famous’. it’s pathetic. we all know what would have happened if Malia or Sasha Obama had become pregnant by high school dropout Tequan – Barack Obama would have been forced to drop out of the race…don’t pretend otherwise.

  8. Roschelle says:

    typo alert!!! *i predict it’s going to be disastrous*

  9. Roschelle says:

    this is some BS! where is yo’ baby????? her mama really knows how to milk it. it’s almost like i’m living in a time warp. this girl has no more business being in the public spotlight than the milk man.

    what is really going on!!!

    and you guys are correct – she will not win. i predict is going to be disastrous :)

    • Ametia says:

      LOL@ milk man. Sarah Palin is pimping her own daughter. Tose grifter want to rake in the hay while the gettin’s good!

      • Ametia says:

        Lookie here! Told you these grifter thinks they’re owed.
        Bristol has ’em bristling on ‘Dancing with the Stars’
        Palin’s daughter gripes about deal, ‘Dancing’ insiders say
        September 3, 2010
        BY BILL ZWECKER Sun-Times Columnist

        Things keep getting interesting behind the scenes on ”Dancing With the Stars.” A show insider says, ”Move over, Michael Bolton! Bristol Palin is now out-diva-ing you!”

        The source said the daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has become a constant pain in the rear for “DWTS” staffers. ”Clearly she didn’t read the fine print on her contract — and that’s just a figure of speech. There’s nothing hidden in the contracts,” said the ”Dancing” source.

        ”Otherwise, Bristol wouldn’t be complaining about all the things contestants are required to do.”

        Supposedly, the daughter of John McCain’s 2008 running mate is unhappy with the number of press interviews required of the stars. She also has had some major run-ins with show wardrobe designers over the various outfits being planned for her first performances — thinking they are too revealing.

        ”She is so clueless,” added the source. ”I’ve learned she never had watched the show before now, so she didn’t realize the sexy dance outfits are all part of it, especially if you have a relatively decent figure and are young.”

        On top of all that, Palin reportedly has been very upset by some questioning — from staffers and other contestants — about both her mom (and her expected run for the presidency) and ex-beau Levi Johnston and his less-than-flattering cracks about Bristol competing on the ABC series.

        • It didn’t take Sarah Palin long to play ”Mama Grizzly” for her daughter, tweeting, ”Wow! media goofballs rearing heads this wk, big time! Wonder what’s up? Taking the cake: ink re:Bristol=a diva? Silly; obviously have nvr met her.”

        No, but some people we trust have!,CST-FTR-zp03.article

      • Good grief! Here we go. Drumming up drama just like the mother.

    • I concur! It’s going to be an epic fail!

      • Ametia says:

        … MAJOR FAIL! but sista Sarah will be tweeting and twittering to get those votes.

      • Facebook & Twitter is about all Sarah knows how to do. What did Mitt Romney’s camp say? “If she’s standing up there in a debate and the answers are more than 15 seconds long, she’s in trouble.”

        And there you have it!

      • Ametia says:

        ha! There was a reason for Sarah to master tweets. she’ll be quick on the draw, fewer words to remember and convey, and her twitter fans will vote for Bristol!

        Just 14o characters, and she won’t have to write in the palm of her hands.

    • Ametia says:

      Bristol will be shakin’ her tail feather and giving the young men


  10. Where is the welfare queen label? La Tisha certainly would be labeled one, thanks to Ronald Reagan! It’s rank hypocrisy!

  11. I’m just amazed @ the white privilege here. No way an uneducated, unwed La Tisha would rise to fame by flaunting unwed motherhood & selling abstinence.
    Are you kidding me?!!GMAFB! But, Bristol Palin can pull it off because she was born with white skin. The double standard stinks to high heaven!

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