Attorney General Eric Holder Sends Letter Home To Kindergartner Senator Rand Paul

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SIPS Dr_ P

Here you go, Rikyrah. BWA HA HA HA

In response to this spectacle:

Mr. Paul, your’e NO Mr. Smith!

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17 Responses to Attorney General Eric Holder Sends Letter Home To Kindergartner Senator Rand Paul

  1. Marla Miller says:

    You ladies are writing a play—seriously, good stuff with a sharp viewpoint—thanks, I enjoy this blog-never quite know where you’re going to go next!

  2. rikyrah says:

    that letter is funnier than a mutha.

    where is our side eye gif?

  3. Ametia says:

    RAND PAUL =

    grifter_mug

  4. Ametia says:

    Memo to Rand Paul: DRONE ON ABOUT JOBS FOR THE POOR, DESTITUE CACs 2520s in KENTUCKY!

  5. leutisha says:

    Looks like Holder should have just done the principal thing and called Ayn Rand Paul into his office and bitchslapped him there, as well as send his ass home with that letter.

  6. John says:

    No Mr. Smith for sure because I didn’t see a bunch of mailbags being brought in. But you have to give the dear boy credit for making the effort . . . vain as it might be. Snark!

    • Ametia says:

      Hi John.

      What Rand Paul Really Thinks About Drones
      By Hayes Brown on Mar 7, 2013 at 11:25 am

      While the White House has so far ignored calls to declassify the Department of Justice memos laying out the administration’s legal argument, it has explained that drone strikes could not Constitutionally be carried out against an individual who was not an imminent threat, effectively answering Paul’s limited question.

      Paul’s opposition to the use of drones began with his concerns about their use for surveillance purposes against U.S. citizens without a warrant. To this effect, Paul introduced in 2012 what he called the “Preserving Freedom From Unwarranted Surveillance Act,” that would ”prohibit the use of drones by the government” without a warrant. The Pentagon has pushed back against the need for this new legislation, arguing that the laws that apply to manned aircraft — such as small airplanes and helicopters — would necessarily apply to unmanned drones as well.

      That worry about drones is not universal for Paul, however, as he’s less concerned when it comes to enforcing border security via drone. Laying out his stance on comprehensive immigration reform, Paul published an op-ed in the Washington Times making clear that he felt that border security had to be addressed before a path to citizenship could be enacted.

      Border security, including drones, satellite and physical barriers, vigilant deportation of criminals and increased patrols would begin immediately and would be assessed at the end of one year by an investigator general from the Government Accountability Office.

      http://thinkprogress.org/security/2013/03/07/1685411/what-rand-paul-really-thinks-about-drones/

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