Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif.) is running for president, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have time to hand Attorney General Barr his ass right quick. In fact, she did it all in less than a minute.
Here’s how it all went down: Barr—who may or may not subsist on a diet of T-Rex T-Bones and Brontosaurus burgers—was sitting before a firing squad of Democrats, and a feathering squad of Republicans, to answer why he took a 400-page report and summed it up in four pages, which completely ripped out the spine of the report, and then held a press conference to taint the American public’s view of said report, because he knew no regular American who wasn’t a member of Congress would read that shit, all to protect his lord and overseer President Trump.
Well, when Harris got her shot, she didn’t miss:
Sen. Harris: Attorney General Barr has the president or anyone at the White House ever asked or suggested that you open an investigation of anyone?
Barr: I wouldn’t, uh —
Harris: Yes or no?
Barr: Could you repeat that question?
Harris: I will repeat it. Has the president or anyone at the White House ever asked or suggested that you open an investigation of anyone? Yes or no, please, sir.
Barr: Um, the president or anybody else?
Harris: Seems you would remember something like that and be able to tell us.
Barr: Yeah, but I’m trying to grapple with the word “Suggest.” I mean, there have been discussions of matters out there that they’ve not asked me to open an investigation…
Harris: Perhaps they’ve suggested?
Barr: I don’t know. I wouldn’t say suggest.
Harris: Hinted?
Barr: I don’t know.
Harris: Inferred? You don’t know.
During the exchange, Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) looked on like a girlfriend who was watching her best friend confront her lying man about cheating. Booker was literally sitting looking at Barr with the “bitch why you keep lying?” face, and it was glorious. In fact, Harris was the only Democrat who seemed to stump Barr and throw him off his game, and by his game, I mean lying to protect the president. Barr literally moved his lying game to Matrix levels where he basically argued, rejected or appeared to misread blatant statements that could’ve been concluded by a normal nonpartisan person as obstruction of justice. But Mr. Flintstone is clinging firmly to President Trump’s fat-ass tie, so until all of these people are impeached, we will have to live with them being shamed.
Oh, Kamala wasn’t finished. When asked if she believed Barr should resign, Harris stated flatly: “Yes.” And then walked off with her HBCU swagger.
Saw Mrs Harris on Rachel’s show and she was warm about the way Barr and Chimp are.
https://twitter.com/witch0winter/status/1124074132730204161
https://twitter.com/armandodkos/status/1123996476743593992
Yes👏👏👏
https://twitter.com/shadowandact/status/1123973034199715841
😪😪😪 Beautiful 😍😍
https://twitter.com/_SJPeace_/status/1123972540488212480
Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) Tweeted:
I like the way that Kamala Harris is able to come across as coolly amused *and* righteously disgusted at the same time. Seems like the correct stance for 2020. https://twitter.com/emilynussbaum/status/1123724013442932739?s=17
https://twitter.com/notcapnamerica/status/1124085023811018757
Natasha Bertrand (@NatashaBertrand) Tweeted:
NBC now reports that House Judiciary Dems are negotiating directly with Mueller for his testimony, bypassing the AG. https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1124077569794613249?s=17
So, for those Democrats who voted for his confirmation 😒😒😒
This shyt was already out there
https://twitter.com/ZerlinaMaxwell/status/1124084547421966337
https://twitter.com/fawfulfan/status/1124073784263303174
Yep😠😠
https://twitter.com/JoyAnnReid/status/1124075239523139585
🤔🤔🤔
https://twitter.com/JenKirkman/status/1123971024922599431
👏👏👏👏
Ari Berman (@AriBerman) Tweeted:
Great news for voting rights: Colorado becomes 15th state to adopt automatic voter registration https://t.co/zA6pZOlQGB https://twitter.com/AriBerman/status/1124074244936220673?s=17
Ida Skibenes ❄️ (@ida_skibenes) Tweeted:
MAGA
A white man can knowingly mislead the entire country and keep his job.
A white man accused of sexual assault can end up at the Supreme Court.
And a blatantly racist and sexist white man can be president.
Meanwhile, a black woman ends up in prison for voting by mistake. https://twitter.com/ida_skibenes/status/1124052509667090432?s=17
Neal Katyal (@neal_katyal) Tweeted:
I really hate the way Trump and his allies such as Graham talk about the Supreme Court, as if they control it. It’s so corrosive. https://t.co/EPJzhiumeP https://twitter.com/neal_katyal/status/1124071217705758720?s=17
The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) Tweeted:
Congressional Democrats:
Subpoena every member of William Barr’s staff.
When the first refuses to show up, cite them for contempt and have them arrested.
This is Barr’s last career stop. Target the people who have futures to consider.
Cut off his legs and work your way up. https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1124015480874905601?s=17
Show Stopper! 🐱
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1123885613365768194
LOL Love how the cat’s going off in the opposite direction.
Now that’s literally CATWALK attitude!
Chicas!
https://twitter.com/baltimoresun/status/1124034608868265984
https://youtu.be/zrW8esLPrY4
https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1124005532258455555
😠😠😠😠
Dan Diamond (@ddiamond) Tweeted:
JUST NOW: Trump says his admin finalized new conscience protections for “physicians, pharmacists, nurses, teachers, students and faith-based charities.”
“They’ve been wanting to do that for a long time — right, Mike?” Trump adds in aside to Pence. https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/1123979987248398341?s=17
https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/1123962885166780417
Well, I have an opinion but I best not say it.
Maybe later…
SAY.IT.LIZA! LOL
trying to make Fetch happen….
https://twitter.com/TeamPelosi/status/1123984102594576386
Yes, we know it, Nancy.
What ya’ll gonna DO, BOO?!
https://twitter.com/democracynow/status/1123977460381552642
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1123758764975427584
https://twitter.com/adamslily/status/1123927398645415937
https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/1123974945485225984
https://twitter.com/Blavity/status/1123959946868080643
Barr is one brazen, arrogant son of a b1tch. But I suppose there’s nothing left except for him to say that the “president” is above the law and declare the government to be a dictatorship. And just when you thought you couldn’t loathe him more…
https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/1123962046813544454
https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1123962472212381696
Barr makes dubious legal claims; letter exposes rift with Muller
Rachel Maddow reports on how Robert Mueller’s letter to William Barr exposes the distance between Mueller’s intentions and Barr’s treatment of Mueller’s report. Maddow also shares highlights of Barr’s ignominious testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee.
Because, Maise is my HERO
Senators Manchin, Jones, and Sinema should be required to watch this all day, non-stop.
Whew! That’s how you clock a bitttttch.
Word of the Day : May 2, 2019
Prodigious: adjective pruh-DIJ-us
Definition
1 : resembling or befitting a prodigy : strange, unusual
2 : causing amazement or wonder
3 : extraordinary in bulk, quantity, or degree : enormous
The Case Against Empathizing With Trump Supporters
Noah Berlatsky
Empathy isn’t the solution to our political crisis. It’s a major cause.
SNIP:
The first serious problem with empathy is that it is biased. Empathy is often presented as a way to overcome insularity or partisanship (that is, “seeing the other side”). But in practice, empathy more often simply reinforces in-group prejudices, because people find it much easier to identify with those who are like them or on their side.
https://medium.com/s/story/the-case-against-empathizing-with-trump-supporters-d9bff8d57a4c
Jerry Nadler was fresh out of fks to give. 😂😂😂
https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1123949989556834305
.@RepJerryNadler to @mattgaetz: We ain’t having all of that….. 🔇🔇🔇
😂😂🤣😂😂
https://twitter.com/fwdale/status/1123942357324505088
JUST DO.IT.
https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/1123940908410507269
https://twitter.com/funder/status/1123953581965504512
Good!
https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/1123653735144669189
LOL Senator Maise reminds me of my multitude of AUNTIES, from back in the day..
STRAIGHT UP, NO CHASERS!
Horrid human rights abuse.
https://twitter.com/RosaGoldensohn/status/1123936939894366208
Jerry Nadler cutting Matt Gaetz mic…………..
Just want to take the time to give the
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
To Senators Hirono and Harris.
THEY.DID.THAT.THING.
Yes, they did.
Other Democrats, watch them and do the same.
https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1123941013087821825
The best thing to wake up to…. a good cup of coffee & reading where Matt Gaetz mic gets cut off.

https://twitter.com/HouseJudiciary/status/1123939587917852675
OK, House Judiciary Dems, now WHATCHA GONNA DO?!
https://twitter.com/Zapwoman/status/1123194258268274689
Mia Brett 👸🏻 (@QueenMab87) Tweeted:
So all women athletes have to have their hormone levels checked before competing? But men don’t because…genetic advantages are fine for them? What kind of patriarchal, anti trans, forced ladylike bullshit is this? https://t.co/YEzgtiTVqA https://twitter.com/QueenMab87/status/1123566874543915008?s=17
Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) Tweeted:
What remains striking is how little effort Barr made to *disguise* his total devotion to advocating first and foremost on Trump’s behalf. He displayed zero sense of any obligation to the American people.
Barr didn’t even bother *trying* to disguise this.
https://t.co/4UszIy4hk5 https://twitter.com/ThePlumLineGS/status/1123913954538000385?s=17
Rep. Pramila Jayapal (@RepJayapal) Tweeted:
Chairman Nadler just received a letter from Barr refusing to comply with our subpoena for the unredacted Mueller report & underlying materials. That is unacceptable. I will urge the Chairman to proceed w/contempt citation. This is extremely dangerous behavior from Trump and Barr. https://twitter.com/RepJayapal/status/1123759304413151232?s=17
😠😠😠
https://twitter.com/PragObots/status/1123920759842398209
Post Politics (@postpolitics) Tweeted:
Biden calls on Barr to resign as attorney general, saying ‘he’s lost the confidence of the American people’ https://t.co/Ulbn5xsIjJ https://twitter.com/postpolitics/status/1123903275584110598?s=17
Adam Serwer🍝 (@AdamSerwer) Tweeted:
Just incredible reporting from @RosieGray on how white nationalists have infiltrated conservative media, including, at least four people who worked for Carlson’s Daily Caller https://t.co/cSrCz5Ezpp https://t.co/yrtcsWSRkn https://twitter.com/AdamSerwer/status/1123915931422482437?s=17
Uh huh 😒🤨
https://twitter.com/LisaTalmadge/status/1123682448989143040
https://twitter.com/Jake_West_On_It/status/1123677940418580481
thefieldnegro (@fieldnegro) Tweeted:
Driver slammed machete against another car, shouted racial slurs in N.J. road rage attack, cops say. Attacked police with weapon and was…..wait for it….taken alive. https://t.co/d5ivMWry4v https://twitter.com/fieldnegro/status/1123891334039986181?s=17
skeptical brotha 🌈 (@skepticalbrotha) Tweeted:
imma need Jerry Nadler to find some backbone tomorrow and do something hardcore. #Barr https://t.co/Zxxr6h6PE4 https://twitter.com/skepticalbrotha/status/1123849272405966848?s=17
Phuck this trick 😠😠
https://twitter.com/CharlesPPierce/status/1123798676986585091
https://twitter.com/ThePlumLineGS/status/1123894073536987136
https://twitter.com/wondermann5/status/1123742193850748928
😠😠😠😠
Demons
https://twitter.com/RAICESTEXAS/status/1123735864054616067
Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) Tweeted:
Barr should seriously consider resigning. That would be one way to avoid testifying. If he does not, and then either fails to appear or cannot explain his own deception, the House, as I have argued, should begin impeachment hearings https://t.co/3SVO38Qvte https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/1123594689964326913?s=17
Mr. Weeks 🤴🏾 (@MrDane1982) Tweeted:
Never lost an election
Kamala Harris
Amy Klobuchar
Kirsten Gillibrand
Elizabeth Warren
Lost an election
Joe Biden
Pete Buttigieg
Bernie Sanders
Beto O’Rourke
Yet you’re telling me the white men are the saving grace for the Democratic party, most diverse political party? FOH. https://twitter.com/MrDane1982/status/1123751251949256705?s=17
Max Burns (@themaxburns) Tweeted:
Let’s be very clear: @KamalaHarris said her 2020 campaign would prosecute the case against Donald Trump.
After watching her nail Bill Barr to the wall in four questions, the @GOP ought to be terrified. https://twitter.com/themaxburns/status/1123657622832467968?s=17
Willie Brown, CFA MBA (@ChillWillNupe88) Tweeted:
@themaxburns @KamalaHarris @GOP This version of @KamalaHarris is the one that intrigued me of her potentila candidacy a year or so ago. It’s this version I hope to see on the campaign trail and the upcoming debates. https://twitter.com/ChillWillNupe88/status/1123694665897840641?s=17
Miryam Lipper (@MiryamLipper) Tweeted:
The Atlantic: Kamala Harris Sticks the Landing
Vanity Fair: Kamala Harris Guts Barr Like A Fish, Leaves Him Flopping on the Deck
SFGate: Barr splutters, deflects in viral questioning by Kamala Harris
ELLE: Sen Kamala Harris Overwhelmed AG Bill Barr With a ‘Yes or No’ Question https://twitter.com/MiryamLipper/status/1123768856303013890?s=17
https://twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/1123772841814560769
Yamiche Alcindor (@Yamiche) Tweeted:
Senator Hirono: Do you think it is OK for the president to ask his WH counsel to lie?
AG Barr: I am willing to discuss what is criminal… “Which event are you talking about?”
Hirono: “Give us some credit for knowing what the hell is going on around here.” https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1123649397722632192?s=17
Senator Mazie Hirono (@maziehirono) Tweeted:
AG Barr is no different than the other people who have sacrificed their once-decent reputation for @realDonaldTrump. AG Barr has chosen to be the President’s lawyer and side with him over the interests of the American people. America deserves better than AG Barr. He must resign. https://t.co/CtE3eIUUYL https://twitter.com/maziehirono/status/1123666212188229635?s=17
The cruise ship is a Scientologist one?🤔🤔
https://twitter.com/Lib_Librarian/status/1123778044953600003
She is fabulous 👏👏👏
https://twitter.com/RepUnderwood/status/1123649612894613504
YES, Lauren Underwood is Magnificent! Thank you, Lauren!
Proving that not seeking the spotlight, digging in, and getting that work done matters.
It’s what these folks are getting elected to do. DO.THE.WORK!
skeptical brotha 🌈 (@skepticalbrotha) Tweeted:
Hillary Clinton on the GOP obsession with using her to deflect attention from Trump scandals: The Russians interfered in our election and Trump committed obstruction of justice. That’s the real story. #BarrHearing https://twitter.com/skepticalbrotha/status/1123769992913334272?s=17
Thread
Asha Rangappa (@AshaRangappa_) Tweeted:
THREAD. I tried explaining (but kept getting interrupted from) the significance of @KamalaHarris ‘s question to Barr on whether he had obtained an ethics clearance for Rosenstein to participate in the charging decision on obstruction by President Trump https://t.co/RJ50wwoyzv https://twitter.com/AshaRangappa_/status/1123774416788258818?s=17
😂😂😂
https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/1123778374495821824
Meanwhile, Chump, your hair looks awful!
https://twitter.com/jemelehill/status/1123753662126407681
Yes👏👏👏
Quinn Cummings (@quinncy) Tweeted:
This is your reminder that Senator Hirono voted to save your insurance while going through chemo for Stage 3 kidney cancer.
We do not deserve her. https://twitter.com/quinncy/status/1123648840911818752?s=17
skeptical brotha 🌈 (@skepticalbrotha) Tweeted:
Kamala Harris Guts Barr Like a Fish, Leaves Him Flopping on the Deck https://t.co/92Ui65rRDt #BarrHearing https://twitter.com/skepticalbrotha/status/1123773493768871938?s=17
GetOrganizedBK (@Getorgbk) Tweeted:
The DOJ does have a mailing address, and we could cover the building in an avalanche of postcards, addressed to Attorney General Barr, and recommending he resign, if we like.
The mailing address is U.S. DOJ, 950 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington DC, 20530.
#BarrResign https://t.co/2enQ36YPZc https://twitter.com/Getorgbk/status/1123759579261734914?s=17
Deadline White House (@DeadlineWH) Tweeted:
“Bill Bar today cut down a lot of laws to defend a guilty person, Donald Trump…You just saw again & again & again the chief law enforcement officer of the US suggested a bunch of laws… could be wiped out by a president.” – @RonaldKlain w/ @NicolleDWallace https://t.co/7mVDCmNPXG https://twitter.com/DeadlineWH/status/1123707619661709314?s=17
Deadline White House (@DeadlineWH) Tweeted:
“[Republicans] sit there today… They have sold their souls, sold their political lives… They sit there and look at a guy like Bob Mueller… Every Republican on that Committee would have been in the charter fan club of Bob Mueller 5 years ago” – @jheil w/ @NicolleDWallace https://t.co/VvUC1rVAXk https://twitter.com/DeadlineWH/status/1123706978419838977?s=17
Neal Katyal (@neal_katyal) Tweeted:
One of the scariest things about Barr’s performance today is that this is just the stuff we know about. DOJ every day does many things that fly under radar. IE just today they filed a brief trying to gut the whole Affordable Care Act–a ludicrous position no other DOJ would take https://twitter.com/neal_katyal/status/1123731829973028865?s=17
I hope that he is found 😪😪🙏🙏
https://twitter.com/LP62O/status/1123369672383049728
Marcus H. Johnson (@marcushjohnson) Tweeted:
Saying that “the party is choosing Biden” is complete bs. Biden’s numbers are strong right now because he is doing the best with Black voters. Stop complaining about the “party elites” when you really mean “I can’t get Black people to choose my candidate.” https://twitter.com/marcushjohnson/status/1123637842633162752?s=17
Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) Tweeted:
Let me know why you think Bill Barr is too scared to come before the House Judiciary Committee:
A. He didn’t read the evidence in the Mueller Report.
B. He wants to spend his time suing to eliminate preexisting conditions coverage.
C. Putin said, “enough.” https://t.co/9iSW1nDijW https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/1123773427490459649?s=17
👏👏👏
Mikie Sherrill (@MikieSherrill) Tweeted:
The CDC has not been able to study gun violence for more than 20 years. We are changing that.
https://t.co/JkbIa5trc8 https://twitter.com/MikieSherrill/status/1123202640819773441?s=17
Christian Vanderbrouk (@UrbanAchievr) Tweeted:
The Barr exchange with Klobuchar is extraordinary. He is literally arguing as if he is the president’s defense attorney. https://twitter.com/UrbanAchievr/status/1123637219846180864?s=17
Rep. Don Beyer (@RepDonBeyer) Tweeted:
Senator @maziehirono just asked Attorney General Barr, twice:
“Do you think it’s OK for the President to ask the White House Counsel to lie?”
Barr, the highest law enforcement officer in the country, was unable to answer the question. https://twitter.com/RepDonBeyer/status/1123650079729037314?s=17
Barr is perfectly capable of answering any and all questions.
HE REFUSED!!!!
This thread😪😪😪, then😠😠😠
Sarah Kliff (@sarahkliff) Tweeted:
One of the most heartbreaking things I’ve read in our ER bill database:
A 2-year-old eats a dangerous drug. Poison control tells her mom to take the toddler to the ER immediately.
But the family is already in debt from another ER bill. They can’t afford another one. (1/2) https://twitter.com/sarahkliff/status/1123249461810094082?s=17
BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) Tweeted:
They didn’t read the whole report.
They didn’t see ANY of the evidence.
They don’t want Don McGahn to speak to Congress.
They won’t release trump’s taxes.
They don’t want us to see the FULL Mueller report.
But they INSIST trump is innocent.
That’s utter bullshit. #ImpeachBarr https://twitter.com/mmpadellan/status/1123674869613453312?s=17
🙄🙄🙄
The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) Tweeted:
Opinion: How conservatives rationalize their surrender to Trump https://t.co/OgBI9QO4EV https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1123836477539008512?s=17
Jason Johnson (@DrJasonJohnson) Tweeted:
Tiger Woods is EXACTLY what every black comedian in the early 00’s said he was
https://t.co/N2LEbUlh0D https://twitter.com/DrJasonJohnson/status/1123798677288624130?s=17
Good Morning, Everyone 😄 😄😄
Good Morning, Rikyrah & Everyone.